Detox Me Sideways Cleanse

69 dollars per day

This cleanse is the most detoxifying cleanse we have. We included all of our HEAVY HITTERS. Our De La Vigne juice is a very astringent juice which will pull cell waste out from in between the cells. The De La Vigne will also help to clear out the gut and help to cleanse the liver. The Pachamama is great for detoxing the blood, the skin, liver and kidneys. Pachamama is very good for getting the skin to show its true glow, and is also a libido increaser because of its beets. Our Healthy One is a great brain detox, and will help remove unwanted fatigue, brain fog, and will also help with weight loss. Helena is a great juice for helping to repair the gut, blood sugar problems, and just like the Pachamama is great for the skin. The Mr. Master is a great weight loss drink and is very good for eliminating toxins, and helping to clean out the colon. Cleaning out the colon is essential for total body function because when your colon is clean your body doesn't reabsorb the toxins that your colon has been trying to eliminate. This in turn cleans your blood which will help all of your organs including your brain function more optimally. Cleaning out your colon which this cleanse would be good for (not just the Mr. Master) will also help shed a few unwanted pounds and help you feel light as a feather. The ginger shot is a concentrated ginger, apple concoction that is very good for stimulating the digestive system and will help to clear out any bloating and can quicken the digestive system after drinking a couple times. The Oregamon elixir is an antibacterial concoction. Oregano oil works similarly to an antibiotic, and has even replaced regular antibiotics at certain chicken farms. Unwanted bad bacteria build up can end with cold or flu like symptoms with the body purging and ridding of the bad bacteria. This is usually when people believe they are sick, but the body is actually purging all the nasty stuff out of it. Oregano Oil is perfect for combating this bacteria and will help your immune system fight unwanted parasites. Therefore Infiniteus has nick-named this cleanse the Wedding Bundle Best Friend. This cleanse is the perfect array of juices for the bride or groom on their special day. Weight loss, mental clarity, stress relief, glowing skin, digestive support(obviously we want you to have a little bit of that cake!) and killing off unwanted bacteria to make sure you don’t come down with the sniffles on your special day are all the things this cleanse is about!

Helena: Purple Cabbage, Apple, Lemon, Basil
Pachamama: Carrot, Beet, Apple, Burdock, Ginger
The Healthy One: Cucumber, Celery, Kale, Spinach, Dandelion Greens, Mint
De La Vigne: Grape, Apple, Lemon, Ginger
Ms. Master: Alkaline Water, Apple Cider Vinegar, Lemon, Maple Syrup, Cayenne
8 oz Ginger Shot
Mr. O: Alkaline Water, Oreganol Oil, Lemon, Honey

Difficulty

Juice Wizards Rating: This cleanse is a pretty easy one but does have some more uncommon juices that may present a challenge to a non regular juicer. The benefits are immense in this one and the flavor is usually something one can look past to get to these awesome results! The Healthy One is an all vegetable juice that can be too green for some. This is a juice that provides an extreme amount of clarity and serenity and is one we always tell new juicers to look past the flavor and be ready to feel serene. Taste buds are equipped to change and over time many people begin to love the Healthy One once their brain begins to realize the benefits from it. The Mr. Master and the Oregamon are good tasting elixirs but one may feel a bit of a spiciness from the apple cider vinegar, oregano, and cayenne. These spicy ingredients are helpful in killing unwanted bacteria and shouldnt be too hard to become accustomed too.

Our difficulty and Juice Wizard rating always comes straight from the knowledge and mouth of an experienced juicer on our team so that you may hear from the heart and soul of someone who loves juice and has gone through it all to give you the utmost honest response on how this cleanse could and should go so that you may choose the cleanse absolutely perfect for you.

Recommendations

This is a great cleanse to get a massage half way through or at the end of the cleanse. A lymph massage would be recommended. When detoxing a lot it’s good to massage the body and make sure everything is being pushed around and towards the eliminative organs like the kidneys and liver. Another recommendation during this cleanse would be to get an equal amount of rest and movement. Rest when the body is tired from detoxing and also make sure to get some movement. Walking or exercise like light running or cardio would be great. This will ensure your lymph is being moved and the toxins do not remain stagnant. We also recommend hitting the sauna during this cleanse (you will obviously deserve it). The sauna is a wonderful way to sweat out a lot of toxins which will help during the detox. We urge you to be cautious and use your intuition when in the sauna. Never stay in the sauna longer than you can handle especially if you feel dizzy or nauseous. Be sure to bring a water bottle with you so you can stay hydrated as well. We also recommend meditation whenever possible. Detoxing can sometimes be rough, and keeping a calm and stable mind will help you breeze through it!

Start Your Cleanse

Order online and pick up in-store at a time and date that is convenient for you. Orders can be picked up 48 hours from the time they were purchased during Juice Bar hours. Please let us know of any allergies you may have as our kitchen processes many ingredients.

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